[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via laughcentre)
posted at 12:00 AM with 45,534 notes
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
(via laughcentre)
posted at 5:23 PM with 15,402 notes
❝
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be
posted at 9:28 PM with 76,014 notes
how do people in australia not fall off the earth i mean they’re upsidedown
(via maliciousmelons)
posted at 9:26 PM with 2,038 notes
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
(via xsammypants)
posted at 9:25 PM with 139,059 notes
i’m flipping a coin
heads ill do my homework
tails i wont
it was heads but im going to pretend it was tails
this sums up my entire life
posted at 12:38 PM with 83,496 notes
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
(via defmoans)
posted at 12:32 PM with 69,602 notes
its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you
(via some-nigger)
posted at 11:05 PM with 18,304 notes
why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
(via celerystalked)
posted at 11:49 PM with 44,443 notes
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
(via heyfunniest)
posted at 11:18 PM with 51,362 notes
