craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via some-nigger)

rneerkat:

charkoaler:

rneerkat:

the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea

could you not

comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me

(via maliciousmelons)

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

(via some-nigger)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via aminacrossing)

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

(via ru-beyonce)